Pernah baca tweet dari @StupidFootball? Ia berkaitan sindiran dan gurauan dalam bolasepak. Mostly ianya berkaitan BPL. Antara kelab kelab yang selalu jadi ’bahan’ ialah Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea dan Arsenal. Lately Manchester City pun kena ’bahan’ jugak. At the same time, individu yang selalu kena ’bahan’ ialah Fernando Torres, Andy Carroll, Andreas Villas Boas, Alex Ferguson dan Kenny Dalglish. Howard Webb si pengadil tu pun tak terlepas dari kena ‘bahan’ jugak.
Sindiran ni, biasanya akan memberi effect to those yang tahu insiden, kontroversi, keputusan atau apa apa yang berlaku dalam bolasepak. Kalau kita faham, memang menarik. Boleh tergelak sendiri. Bawah ni ada beberapa tweet dari @StupidFootball untuk tatapan korang. Enjoy your reading.
* Harry Redknapp must be delighted with Louis Saha. He managed to do in 19 minutes what Torres hasn’t done in 19 games, score two goals.
* Carlos Tevez says Roberto Mancini treated him like a dog. I’ve never heard of a dog that refused to chase a football around before.
* Kenny Dalglish has apologised for his comments to the media yesterday. Liverpool fans are waiting for an apology for signing Downing.
* Gary Neville says Howard Webb is definitely the best around. He’s hardly going to slag off a former team-mate is he?
* Aston Villa are going to go defensive against Man City. They’re starting Emile Heskey.
* Thierry Henry, achieving in one month what Fernando Torres has failed to do for over a year.
* Breaking News: Ryan Giggs has sensationally demanded a move to Liverpool after hearing there was a pussy on the pitch.
* After seeing their cat run around the players at Anfield last night, it’s owners have put up a reward.Man City have bid 60mil pound.
* Reports that Chelsea fans trashed Howard Webb’s car after yesterday’s game are false. Everybody knows he travels on the Manchester United team bus.
* David De Gea was almost hit on the head by a Torres’ shot once. Lucky for him he was standing in the goal.
* Lionel Messi is special because he can make something out of nothing. Emile Heskey is unique because he can make nothing out of something.
* Football matches in HD were obviously not planned with Joleon Lescott in mind.
* Roberto Mancini has left Carlos Tevez out of his squad. That’s odd, usually it’s Tevez who leaves himself out of the squad.
* What do the England captaincy and Wayne Bridge’ ex-girlfriend have in common? John Terry’s had them both stripped.
* Kenny Dalglish has rubbished rumours that Andy Carroll will shown the door this month: “We showed him it last month and he missed it.”
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